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# funny anchorman steve carell

Reblogged 1 year ago from excuse-my-charisma (Originally from tastefullyoffensive) 7,658 notes

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this is an understatement as well. i like friends (not real ones) and cats and books because they don't talk back and at least seventy five percent of the day i'm pretending to be a model and i wish i was a ballerina but i broke my leg so that's out for a while and i'm really, really good at eating, in fact i could probably win a contest and i think i'm really funny but you probably don't so whatever but no hate okay cause i'm not the kind of person that can take all youzhaterz